One Minute Monologue – Neurotic Writer

Here is another creative writing monologue. This one from the POV of a neurotic writer. BTW, these monologues are NOT about me personally! If you use this monologue for an acting exercise, Tiktok or YouTube video, etc, let me know! I would be thrilled to know these are being used!

“Neurotic Writer”

What a way to start a conversation with a stranger! How did you even know I was a writer? (beat) I’m not sure if I should be offended. I look like a neurotic mess? Well, you might be right, but it’s still a bit rude to thrust such a stereotype onto me without even seeing my good side first.  

What do you mean? How am I supposed to respond to that? You insult my personality and then compliment my boobs? I mean, I guess I appreciate the praise, even if it comes from a creep like you. But I’m not about to let you off the hook now. You fucked up by talking to me. You’ve no idea. Neurotic? That’s for beginners.

7 thoughts on “One Minute Monologue – Neurotic Writer

  1. 💜 Interesting EveryOne, just now, before reading this I Was THINKING!!! about The Extremes of Rape and BEGGING!!! for Sex (Both Girls, Boys, Other Genders, Same Sex, Group et al); the last time I had Sex with My Only Wife, now an Ex, it Felt Like Raping Her and, after ALL The Previous Awesome Sex SHE!!! Told Me The Sex had ALWAYS!!! Been Average and I Was Downcast for while then realised that The Key is Genitals, Heart and Brain Being in Harmony

    …💛💚💙…

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      1. 💜 Thank YOU!!! for YOUR!!! Concern SupaSoulSis, it was Distressing at That LinearTime Many Moons Ago; then I eventually Realised that SHE!!! was ReInforcing The Break Up by BeLittling Me with phrases like those stated about “average sex”, “YOU!!! embarrass me in public and with my friends.”, “I feel sorry for you.” Being Totally The Crystal Clear Clarity Signs of Manic Depression then Stalking Me after We Split Up…so, NOW!!! I Carefully Check a Girls Head Before Embarking on a Friendship from The Heart; suicide rates ARE much Higher in Boys than Girls but I’d much rather Be Dead than with a Crazy Bitch who is In Denial about HER!!! Mental Health Issues

        …💛💚💙…

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